DRIVE THROUGHS, WHEEEEE!

Fast Food Restaurants with Drive Throughs, WHEEEEE!  Wonderfully convenient, happy smiley face makers!

Oh, the stories.  Sitting at Wendy's drive through, "bump", all heads in the car bobble.  The woman behind the steering wheel of the car behind us mistakenly hit the gas not the brake.

Brother Andy, though he was the car's only occupant, bought two ice cream cones and before paying the Dairy Queen clerk reached his arm out the window, over the side of the truck, into the bed, where "gulp" B.J. the German shepherd ate it!

Mr. Happy Burger!  Now there's one that makes you smile!  Big Homer and Big Al are there.  They're their claim to fame...hand breaded tenderloins they are.  And Mr. Happy Burger makes the best banana shakes you'll ever devour.

Knowing they had two drive throughs (Isn't that unusual?) which most people don't realize, instead of pulling up behind 3 cars at the first drive through, I pulled right up to the window of the second drive through.  Sis and I place our orders.  Then visit with the waitress.  She brings change.  We visit with the cute waitress.  She brings back more change 'cause she overcharged us.  We visit with the cute waitress -- is she attached, would she be interested in dating my son, etc.  She brings us our tea.  We visit with the cute, smiling waitress.

Hum.  Tea tastes funny.  Not bad, just not normal.  And it's not because it's watery or because it's halfcut (that's a new name for half sweetened and half unsweet teas mixed).  I couldn't figure it out.  Just didn't like it.

'Cause I'm puzzled, "Here, take a swig."  Sis takes a swig.  She's not sure either.  She takes another swig.  I'm wondering what she's going to say, "Needs more tea", or "Needs sugar",  or "It's just a different brand".

Nope.  I busted a gut.  Never before had I heard or even thought of her response.  Still not sure it's plausible...she said,

"It needs salt."