HODGE PODGE FOR THE ADD

Hodge Podge.  AutoCorrect doesn't like hodge podge; it puts a red line under the word.  So, doubting myself I checked Miriam-Webster.  Miriam-Webster said, "disorderly mixture."  Hah.  The word does exist.

Pssst, now you're thinking of M and M's, ooey gooey chocolately insides because of their Christmas commercial, "He does exist!"

Speaking of words, here's examples.

An Absolute:
Calvin, laughingly reminiscing about he and young brother Clint around the age of 4 stripping three of the neighbors pine trees (note pine -- many needles) of all their branches leaving only tree trunks looking like sticks straight up from the earth, he chuckles like his uncle Herbert, "What else are you going to do with pruning shears!"

Pithy
Ian to his mother,  "Be alone with your mind?  Oh no!  That's just trouble!"

Waxing Philosophical
Clinton, speaking of love and marriage and having a child,  "It's like the missing link."

Techno Entertainment
Me, Myself and I declare it's any manufactured object that gives you a solitary enjoyable experience
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A Groaner

Q.  What do you call a coin collector?

A.  A numismatist.

Q.  What do you call a stamp collector?

A.  I don’t know either!

The Bait & Drop

There's a strange man in my house painting the hallway.

I gotta go home and check him out.

Gotta check out the paint job, not the man, he's my cousin!

Paradoxic
John to Pamela, she was recuperating from a foot injury and he was heading back to the kitchen to nuke a burrito for the second time, "I'm here to be accommodating, to make you better, even if it kills me!"