Little brother, Drew, stands up so Darling Hubby, the bus driver, can hear him. He announces loudly, "My big sister's in juvie." Of course, he means she's in a detention center for juvenile delinquents.
Immediately, Kay raises her voice in outrage, "You're not supposed to tell! Now, the bus driver and the whole bus knows. Mom told you not to tell!"
These two are something else.
Drew, Kay's little brother later tells Darling Hubby, "I had a good breakfast. And coffee."
Just like before, Kay set the record straight, "Liar, liar, pants on fire!" "Mom and Dad don't let you drink coffee!"
John, Darling Hubby, says, "Drew, you look like an OJ and milk guy to me."
Drew concurs, "I eat healthy. I like water, too."
Then his friend, Toby, sitting nearby tells Drew, "I have an extra Dr. Pepper, you want one?" "Sure," replies Drew with excitement.
John, with twinkling blue eyes, responds, "Drew! I thought you liked water!"
Drew turns to Toby with decisiveness, "You can keep your Dr. Pepper!"
John tells me, "Loyalty doesn't go past his little lips."
John, 2nd year bus driver, now carries a bag of many bags! Why? Because this one Wednesday he only had 6 barf bags but 8 sick kids, so you can imagine the mess.
That afternoon he was steam cleaning his bus because of throwing up sick kids...well, he was swinging the wand of steam from left to right on the floor and accidentally went across his right big toe! Oh no! Immediately, a big blister raised on top, and a bigger blister raised on the tip of his toe.
The bus was such a mess that two bus barn mechanics came out and lifted the front end up. This let DH hose it ALL out the back door!!!!
His bus was infamous for a week!
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