3 Quips, Hubby's Quick

3 Quick Quips

Me talking to John:  "I can't find my glasses."

Being silly, I bent to bestow him a kiss, saying,  "You're getting more handsome by the minute."

His wit isn't to be outdone, his response?  "You'll never find them lady!  Away with them!  Gone!"

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At the local hardware store we were needing help, when a tall, dark, and handsome associate came to assist us, "What can I do for you, Miss?"

I laughed and turned to hubby, "Miss!  He called me Miss!"

John's quick reply?  "Yah, cause you're standing next to an old geezer."

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Darling Hubby and son and I were driving along scouring the business numbers on the buildings trying to find a flea market in Anderson that we'd never been to before.  On google maps it was called The Hope Chest.

DH, darling hubby, keeps calling it Toy Box.  "No, John, it's The Hope Chest, not Toy Box" 

He laughs and tells our son. "Keep driving.  We're not going through women's things in a cedar box!"