GRANDMAS' LIFE MAGAZINE

(Note:  You've heard of the Boy Scouts' Boys' LIFE Magazine?  It has a joke and puzzle page.  Here's a little twist of that derived from babysitting grandkids on Thursday.)

Grandmas' LIFE Magazine

Books Never Written

Bouncing On The Couch   by O. Knows & U. Downs

Trapped Fingers   by What R. Tears

Help Me, I'm Falling   by I. B. Young

Toe Stomping Berries   by Lettuce C. Jews

Jokes/Jeopardy

Answer:  My mom let's me eat spoonfuls

Question:  Would you like a sandwich?  I've got peanut butter.

Answer:  I want chicken!   No, I don't ...

Question:  Would you like a corn dog or a piece of chicken?

Answer:  Jayden did it.

Question:  Those are my garden tools!  How'd you each get a shovel?

Answer:  Drop hand, quit chewing, act innocent (Alayna)

Question:  Who ate my whole pint of blueberries?

Answer:  Pennies in your piggy bank. 

Question:  Where'd you get money for the gumball machine?

Answer:  Noelle ate some.

Question:  Why's the lid off the cat's food?

Answer:  3 small children 

Question:  Who got scrubbed in the tub?

Answer:  She snuck back out.

Question:  How'd she get dirty again?

Answer:  3 small children   

Question:  What's in the fridge?

Fill Ins

Using crayons in a book              _ _ _ _ _ ING

Tickles, tumbles, upside down    _ _ _ _ _      _ _ _ _ I N G

Paper & colored pencils              _ _ _ _  I N G

Back & forth under a tree           _ _ I N G _ _ _

Insects have them.                       _ _ I N G _ _ _ 

Famous Quotes

**Noelle, who's being potty trained,  paused trying to climb down from a kitchen chair, patted her butt, and said, "Poop." 

**Alayna took off running, "You can't get me, GrammyPam.  I too fast."

**Pointing to PS4, Jayden said, "Let's watch Ralph, he's funny, he likes to eat cats."