Friday, October 29, 2021
STEAM CORNER & COVERED BRIDGE - PART 1
Wednesday, October 27, 2021
THIS MORNINGS ESCAPADE, EMERGENCY EVACUATION
DarlingHubby handing food to the needy. |
"Hello, good morning."
"Hello, I gotta tell ya about this morning's escapade." It was Darling Hubby, jubilant, saying he had a story to tell. When I saw his number on the cell phone screen I thought it unusual for him to call at this time of day. He must've had a few free minutes between his bus route and his mail run.
Everyday, after picking up kids, he picks up the mail from each of the school buildings, takes it to the administration office, sorts it, then distributes back to each of the school buildings.
There was another noise in the house besides that "ri-i-i-ing", I'd set a timer for my reading assignment.
"Okay, give me a minute, I wanna shut off my beeper. Go ahead."
"Today, here at the elementary school it's Emergency Evacuation of the Buses Day. I told the kids last week, on Monday. I wasn't supposed to, but I did anyway, I told them we'll be having an Emergency Evac on Wednesday."
"Harper and Emmy, a couple of my kindergarten kids, were scared."
Ever since Darling Hubby retired from his career job and became a part-time worker driving a school bus he calls the students "my kids". He really, truly feels that way; says they are his merchandise and he has to "get them from point A to point B safely and intact".
He said, "I told [Harper and Emmy] this'll be fun."
They cried, "Oh, noooo." and "Ew, boo hoo."
The high school guys who always sit at the back of the bus were given the job of seeing that everyone got off safely, especially the blind girl, Macy. They opened the back door, turned the 5 gallon bucket upside down, (it had served as a trash can), used it as a step, and quickly ushered everyone off.
"Macy nearly fell off the bucket but the guys caught her. I patted her on the back. She did a good job."
"We have 2 minutes but we got off in just over 1 minute! We were the fist ones done."
I said, "That's great! Congratulations!"
"Sherry, a first year bus driver, complained, "Hey, he used a bucket!"
"The boss said, "We-ell...."
"I reminded him, "You said use whatever you have, so I did. He agreed."
"So I gave all my kids high fives! We do this once in the fall and once in the spring."
I asked, "What happened with Harper and Emma, the scared young 'uns?"
He laughed, "
They were excited, "That was fun! Can we do it again?"
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Thursday, October 21, 2021
"MAYBE HE COULD TRY IT JUST THIS ONCE WITH THE BRUSH"
He just stood there.
He was concentrating on his work.
His right hand supporting himself on the tank, his left hand wielding the tool.
It's a new word to him, tool.
When he first learned to speak the word tool it came out toot-al. But he's since learned to speak it properly.
The door had been almost shut, just slightly ajar. I'd missed him. His energy, his chatter, so I went looking for him. Pushing the door ever so gently open, I spied him before he spied me.
The tool was in mid-air but you could see exactly what he'd been doing. It was dripping with water. How he himself didn't get wet, I don't know, that's a mystery.
With the lid up and out of the way, the ring was dripping with water. You've seen cakes where the baker slowly and steadily pours glaze on the center of the top layer and it drizzles down the sides?
Well, this toilet ring had water drizzles, they pooled and made droplets, hanging onto the rim. It was quite pretty, like winter ice holding sunshine to glisten, to make your eyes happy they saw them.
I couldn't say little Jacob was happy to see me. He was startled. His eyes got big. His body did a twitch. His brain knew this wasn't something he was allowed to do. But, he'd seen his mother do it. At GrammyPam's house maybe he could try it just this once with the toilet bowl brush.
The only word ever spoken between us was a stern reprimand, "JACOB!"
As fast as I've ever seen, the toilet brush got briskly shoved into it's holder. The hands went down to his side. He was ushered out the door. His cheeks were flushed.
We each understood the other. He understood it wasn't something he was allowed to do. I understood he was a boy needing to learn about the world, and that his needs and can't-dos were battling. Still the mess was mine to clean up. It was necessary that I won. After-all, I was the bigger of the two ... heading to the super bowl.
Tuesday, October 19, 2021
Handling A Hungry Man, Uh, Men, Uh, Grandson, Too!
Really? Well, hello there, Mr. Hungry.
Another, and this isn't mispelled, "Are you hangry? Huh, huh, huh, are you hangry?" This was 20 years ago before it was ever said on television. And in response to someone that was so hungry they were angry, too.
In the early days, this from a TV commercial, they would bandy about, "I need a Hungry Man meal!" Chuckle, get out the meat and potatoes, and super-size it!
And more recently, just a couple months ago, two of 'em called me on the phone as they were headed here, "Do you have something cooked, or do I need a drive-thru?"
I think that was blackmail.
Seriously, am I "chief cook and bottle washer?" And that one was from Dad. He brought it home from being in the army in the 1950's.
To be more current, though, I have to tell you about grandson Jacob.
Master Jacob wanders into the kitchen and comes out with food! Something in each hand! Where he gets it is a mystery. No one else was in the kitchen. There was no food setting out. We hadn't had a meal in there in 4 hours or more.
With food in each hand, and a big desire to pick up a Hot Wheels car, it was a struggle, and a problem to be solved -- you could read it on his face. One hand held on tight to the food while it struck out for balance and the other hand popped its food into his bulging cheeks then ... he reached down to pick up the toy.
Mom says he's discovered that if he gets into the bread drawer he can shake a loaf of bread until it pops open so he can have a slice. I keep telling her she's got a boy and he's hungry and he'll be growing more muscle than sister Lilly! Lilly has aversions anyway, and doesn't eat well. This boy is a whole new ball game.
Most recently he's discovered the freezer drawer which is at the bottom of their refrigerator. This short little 2 y.o., pulls open the drawer using both hands and his body as weight. Then he digs down into a box to pull out a popsicle. Self-feeding. Survival instincts.
His dad says, "Watch my electric bill go out the door." His mom says, "He knows what he wants".
The other day I got a live video on my cell phone. It was of Jacob. His dad recorded him 'cause Dad thinks it's priceless when hungry Jacob toddles up and says, "Iwanna nack."