"How the Grinch Could Steal Christmas!"

"How the Grinch Could Steal Christmas!"

This is a cautionary tale of how not to have a Grinchy Christmas, and we begin with a selfie.  For Christmas do take photos, but don't take that selfie that turns your forearms into ham hocks.  Ham belongs on the dinner table!  

Even dogs can have a Grinchy day if you give him a bad hair cut.  For Christmas, Do Not try a New-Do!  You'll be sporting a Santa hat, too!
 

As the new year approaches, and we're all thinking about Winter Weight,  Don't  eat the cookies!    Let Santa keep the title of The Little Red Fat Man!  You want that special outfit to fit on that special day, right?  As a matter of fact, skip ALL the cookies, "Ho, ho, ho."

Invariably someone will start a fuss, argument, or create discord.  They want attention. Let them have center stage,

 don't engage.  Their Christmas wish will come true.

The turkey bird can handle bread stuffing, but swallowing his own neck?  What the heck?   Remember, take out the giblets!  Oh, and the absorbent pad, too.

And, for a final caution, unless the family is having a ugly sweater contest, matching outfits 

which come from the Sears catalog of the '60s and 70's, are best left there; it's not trendy anymore.

Avoid these mistakes!  

 The Grinch Can't Steal Christmas.