2024, March sometime
Jessica has been helping the guys with cleaning their house. She says she hasn't been given permission to clean Calvin's bedroom yet.
I said you may not want to, I found a dead mouse in there once.
He said, "Yah. You don't want to. There was a dead mouse in my fan. Ugh! It was bad!"
" My fan was going," and he made circles in the air, "and making this weird sound, and that wasn't rubber I was smelling!"
2024, Feb. 5, Monday
Calvin’s brother was telling a story and getting distracted by his phone before finishing it.
I can just hear Foghorn Leghorn saying, “What’s it all about son, elucidate!”
Yet, Calvin had his own take,
“I can sweat faster than you can talk.”
2022, Jan. 12, Wednesday
This is a funny from Calvin. A woman in Indy rammed into his Silverado door.
He's getting it fixed. Rented a Camry in the meantime. I asked how he liked driving a newer model car instead of an old truck, he said it has some good points but he didn't like being so low to the ground, then he said, “If I ever get a new car ... ”
And here I began to think of the many new features like Jessica's backup lines on a cam dash, or self driving like Jeani’s new SUV, or the latest infotainment system. But he said, "If I ever get a new car, it will have a butt warmer!"
2021, Aug. 13, Friday
A funny thing happened Friday while on the way.....I mean, while I was still upstairs. I came down to find Calvin sitting on my couch finishing off leftovers.
"What are you doing here?"
"You texted me, and said "after groping for coffee in your fog, you can come for lunch."
I said, "Calvin, that was an old text. That was Monday!"
We had a good laugh, filled him up, and sent him to work smiling.
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