CRABBY ROAD?
Menopause: Every Symptom, Any Symptom, Crazy Insane Symptoms
Men'll pause and look away, "Nevermind."
SMURFS?
When I look down to wash my hands then stand up to look in the mirror I get a shock every time.
Ian says, "Duh, you colored your hair electric blue."
ZITS?
What's the worst part of an apple addiction?
You can't see a doctor about it.
(Note: if you have to look that one up,
you'll need to borrow my smart phone.)
DILBERT?
Left behind after dining out with the guys, I didn't know how to get home! So I attached my handy dandy phone to my new car's center screen, and voilá!
I didn't know how to use it! Sigh.
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