FENG SHUI IN 120 SECONDS!

It's a feng shui disturbance.  I told hubby so.

That recliner he was sitting in was smack dab in the middle between me and the t.v.

I needed it moved so I could fully relax and enjoy the show.

We'd just decided to watch an episode or two of My Name Is Earl.  Thankfully, when the next to last boy left the nest he left behind his PS4 with a Netflix subscription.

T.V. programming isn't much to our liking these days.  With Netflix we can watch shows like Longmire and Midsomer Murders and, in this case, My Name Is Earl, until our hearts content, or until the seasons and episodes run out, LOL.

"You're in the way of my feng shui,"  I'd said.  "Give me two minutes and I'll quickly explain."

Darling Hubby hadn't heard about feng shui so I explained that it's a Chinese philosophy of humans interacting with their environment.  In extreme simplicity, I said the couch in the living room should be on the wall opposite of the door.  A bed should not have anything under it -- anything stored under the bed would be an interference with the harmony of humans and earthly elements.  There was more; yet I tried to be brief.

"It took you 120 seconds to tell me this?!"

"What did you think?" I asked.

"I've no idea what Finch Way is!  I thought it was your bird feeder outside and wondered who's been disturbing it!"