I Just Saw An Angel!

I JUST SAW AN ANGEL!

As we turned the corner, my son pointed it out.  It was golden, it was 5 feet tall, and it was overhead looking down at us.

My son directed my eyes upwards to where it was sitting atop a shelf, looking down, but what I saw was...two little rounded gold cheeks...butt cheeks!  

We had to go around another corner in the antique store to come upon the angel's front side.  With bow and arrow, cupid couldn't have been more impressive!

MOTHER'S ANGELS?  NOT!

The ending?  Bus driver said, "I'm checking for shoe laces.  Whoever doesn't have any is getting reported to their mother!"

The story?  The bus driver kept seeing something in his rearview mirror outside the bus, first to the left,  then it'd disappear, then to the right.  Upon investigation, three boys in the back of the bus had tied their shoe laces all together into one long rope.  Then they tied one end around the neck of Barbie!   She used to be a little girl's angel, but this poor Barbie doll suffered road rash; it took out the left boob!  

COULD IT BE...ANGEL'S FEET?

Current new restrictions on the bus due to the Coronavirus Flu include 1 child per seat unless related, and everyone wears a face mask.  Old restrictions still in force include no yelling, stay in your seat and stay seated.  The children were rowdy, so bus driver John, my own dear hubby, picked up the mic, "Sit on your back pockets, please, and feet on the floor!"

Next time he looked up, into his large rectangular rearview mirror, about six of them had their feet up on the backs of the green seats in front of them.  His view was of shoe bottoms.  But...the kids were giggling.  He took another look.  Feet were on the ground...but, they had taken off their shoes and put them on their hands!  

ANOTHER ANGEL IN CHURCH!

Miss Lilly came up the stairs at church to go to her pew with her family, and the whole congregation, full of smiles, turned to look, and they laughed out loud.  

Before she reached the top step to the sanctuary with a white stuffed animal, light fury dragon's tail swinging from her hand, she proclaimed in a very loud voice, so innocently and so fully happy, "Here I am, everybody!" 

Ah, a Lil' Angel!