John's Jokes
A commander of VFW branch in a nearby city is one of the older bus drivers.
He came into the bus barn at the high school and joked with John,
"Have you been nice to the school kids, today?"
"I really done my best. They got home safely; none injured," replied John.
"But there's times you wanna drop 'em off at river and let muskrats chew on 'em," he joked back.
"I'll do better today," John added.
"I may take 'em to the river, but I won't make 'em get off."
The old commander said, ''Next year the school is gonna offer stun guns."
The boss overheard, her eyes got big as saucers, "Really?"
Still being the cutup, John said,
"And I get an extra battery pack."
Pamela's Poke
I'm getting the newspaper again after years and years of not subscribing. I love the puzzle page.
Well, today while hubby was deep in thought, checking out his favorite newspaper section, his mind occupied elsewhere, I caught him off guard.
"I've looked over the obituaries, and it's comforting to see my picture isn't there."
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