Cousin Jack would do this, and he did!
The boys in the checkout line heard this sound faintly, then louder as the maker got closer and closer, "shurrrrup pop, shurrrrup pop, shurrrup pop!"
The boys in the checkout line heard this sound faintly, then louder as the maker got closer and closer, "shurrrrup pop, shurrrrup pop, shurrrup pop!"
Jack was hunkered over a toilet plunger, hands on handle, knees pushing up to break the suction as he rode it from housewares to the checkout, popping it up
and down with suction on the floor as he went, when he got to checkout, he shoved
it hard onto the counter where the clerk couldn't work it off!
And you must know that his own sound effects accompanied the whole event!
Calvin would do this, and he did!
He and Ian were putting blocks under the tires. Ian was a new driver with a car that needed attention. There's a 12 year difference between the two, with the older Calvin being more slender, and the younger Ian being a bit more built.
Calvin was heard offering a hand, "Come here, my little minion, I'll show you how to do it."
Rusty would do this, and he did!
He was standing next to Darling Hubby as hubby reached to the very top shelf to get the 12 Roll Charmin toilet paper package. Darling Hubby, quietly but sternly said, "Get up!" because while his arm was outstretched still in the air, Rusty (age 17, and a bit huskier than his dad) with a grin only his dad could see, crouched towards the floor, crossed his arms over his head and said loudly, "Don't do it Dad, don't hit me."
A Stranger would do this, and he did!
Rusty and I spent a week cleaning out the barn. We sorted stuff into metals to be reclaimed, trash, piles for each brother, and things to sell. Things to sell we arranged outside the barn. First, though, I should tell you we had a johnboat stolen a few days before. Darling Hubby to this day shakes his head and says our watch dog instead of barking an alarm, "He held the tailgate open!"
Hanging from a 2 x 4 homemade rack we had 2 boat motors. Well, that night someone dared to drive down to the barn and stole a motor! The Evenrude! Wasn't that rude!
Now the stranger has a boat AND a motor. You think that's funny? Just wait!
The thief came back the next night and exchanged it!!!
You think that's funny? Just wait!
Disgusted Darling Hubby had a pithy comment to make, "He exchanged it for the worst one -- the one that doesn't run!!!!!"
Calvin would do this, and he did!
He and Ian were putting blocks under the tires. Ian was a new driver with a car that needed attention. There's a 12 year difference between the two, with the older Calvin being more slender, and the younger Ian being a bit more built.
Calvin was heard offering a hand, "Come here, my little minion, I'll show you how to do it."
Rusty would do this, and he did!
He was standing next to Darling Hubby as hubby reached to the very top shelf to get the 12 Roll Charmin toilet paper package. Darling Hubby, quietly but sternly said, "Get up!" because while his arm was outstretched still in the air, Rusty (age 17, and a bit huskier than his dad) with a grin only his dad could see, crouched towards the floor, crossed his arms over his head and said loudly, "Don't do it Dad, don't hit me."
A Stranger would do this, and he did!
Rusty and I spent a week cleaning out the barn. We sorted stuff into metals to be reclaimed, trash, piles for each brother, and things to sell. Things to sell we arranged outside the barn. First, though, I should tell you we had a johnboat stolen a few days before. Darling Hubby to this day shakes his head and says our watch dog instead of barking an alarm, "He held the tailgate open!"
Hanging from a 2 x 4 homemade rack we had 2 boat motors. Well, that night someone dared to drive down to the barn and stole a motor! The Evenrude! Wasn't that rude!
Now the stranger has a boat AND a motor. You think that's funny? Just wait!
The thief came back the next night and exchanged it!!!
You think that's funny? Just wait!
Disgusted Darling Hubby had a pithy comment to make, "He exchanged it for the worst one -- the one that doesn't run!!!!!"
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